CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, and a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.

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A Blank Map vs. A Blank Page

There are crucial differences between a blank map and a blank page. Unlike a blank page, a blank map:
  • is designed by a cartographer
  • is a frame
  • represents a space or "territory"
  • has orientation
  • is readable
  • has accuracy
  • suggests scale (though may sacrifice exactitude in favor of visual utility)
  • is informative (unavailability of data does not equal nonexistence of data)
  • is something unexpected
There is nothing so perfect as a blank map. A blank map represents:
  • simplicity
  • all that can still be discovered
  • infinite creative possibilities
  • a clean slate
  • a future of one's own making
  • the difference between emptiness and nothingness
  • freedom from error
  • freedom from distortion
  • freedom from bias
  • organization
  • openness
  • changeability
  • purity
  • unity
  • an unformed universe waiting to be shaped
Below are pages from the Carte Blanche Atlas of Uncharted Territories.  The softcover edition is currently available from Lulu.com for $12.


August 25, 2010 (permalink)

A blank map from James Whale's classic film The Old Dark House:


A flooded road in Wales; a map with running ink.
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August 20, 2010 (permalink)

Here's a poem addressed to our interactive "Follow Your Bliss Compass," by a nifty guy who goes by the name "700 miles to infinity."
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June 22, 2010 (permalink)


75 uncharted territories for off-the-beaten-pathfinders.
Thanks to the Wacky Web Sites blog, who covered our atlas of blank maps:

According to webmaster Craig Conley, there are fundamental differences between a blank page and a blank map. A blank page is empty, whereas a blank map suggests space and orientation and is still designed by a cartographer. Conley takes this one step further, presenting blank maps suggested by history, folklore, or literature such as a landscape purified by snowfall, the unknown path Cleopatra must have taken after Actium, or what Babel looked like before it was built.
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Photo by rickyli99.

See also our whimsical atlas of blank maps.
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Photo by somnolence.

See also our whimsical atlas of blank maps.
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August 8, 2008 (permalink)

"Back in the crumpled space whence this side trip had begun, Anna got a container of ravioli from her pack and let Sondra eat half of it."
—Nevada Barr, Blind Descent (1999)


Image by Michael Dean, via manystuff.
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February 14, 2008 (permalink)

Are maps poems?

The Making Maps blog highlights these symbols for nautical dangers and their poetic descriptions.


Rock which does not cover,
Coral reef, detached,
Wreck always partially submerged.

A number of sunken wrecks,
Obstruction of any kind,
Limiting danger line.

Foul ground, discolored water,
Position doubtful,
Existence doubtful.

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Jonathan quips:

Yeah, stay away from those "Foul" zones!  Those sea-umpires will just as soon write you out a ticket as look at you.

"Existence doubtful"?  Now that's what I call Descartography.
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