CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, and a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.

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Something, Defined

December 26, 2009 (permalink)

"I don't think something something something is very threatening."
—Philippa Gregory, The Other Boleyn Girl
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September 20, 2009 (permalink)

From Strangers with Candy:

Jerri Blank:  I'm having a lot of trouble cornering my dreams.  All I know is that when you quit school that day, the things you said really inspired me.

Geoffrey Jellineck:  Hey, Jerri, do you remember what I said?  Please?

Jerri Blank:  Of course.  You said "Something something, something."

Geoffrey Jellineck:  That loses a little "umph" the second time around.
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April 2, 2009 (permalink)

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The something something something ... Suddenly, out of nowhere, Henry saw it. The first word wasn't 'the.' (From Herbie Brennan, Faerie Wars, 2007)
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March 24, 2009 (permalink)

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There was something, something something / And the something will entwine / And the something, something, something / With the saintly Cybeline. (From Stacy Aumonier, 'Burney's Laugh', The Century, Vol XCII, 1916)
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March 18, 2009 (permalink)

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You stay here something something something... A deep voice answers, That's stupid. At this point something something someting... (From Marc Acito, How I Paid for College, 2004)
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March 10, 2009 (permalink)

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In each individual experience we have an intuition of something agreeing with something, something differing from something, and something succeeding something, while in the consiousness of something we have also what has been termed consciousness of power, active and passive. (From Mind: A Quarterly Review of Psychology and Philosophy, 1878)
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February 27, 2009 (permalink)

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Something; something somethings--something. (From Frogments from the Frag Pool by Gary Barwin & Derek Beaulieu, 2005)
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February 17, 2009 (permalink)

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Yongzing went on, '[Something, something something] Buddha [something, something] Buddhism. (From Matthew Polly, American Shaolin, 2007)
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February 12, 2009 (permalink)

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Ah yes, there was something else important, very important, that I was keeping till I should be in bed. The bolts? No, I told him about them. No it was something, something in the drawing room... Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace (1869) translated by L. & A. Maude (1923)
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January 31, 2009 (permalink)

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Their conversation had gone like this: Something something, ... the White Dog of Afghanistan ... something entirely unintelligible (from Mark Helprin, Winter's Tale, 2005)
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January 24, 2009 (permalink)

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Something something something means lots and lots of ___ beans. Perhaps ___ itself? (from Barbara Pym, An Unsuitable Attachment, 1983)
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